intelligentlyscrewed:

shinebright:

nmhrbrtsn:

failbag:

alvareo:

methyl-red:

(via redsuspenders)

YES.

LOL

YES YES YES

omg ikr

LOL AMAZING

i NEVER got why this happened.

I love my nails lol the azn man who was doing them didn’t get what I wanted until the third finger (my fuck you finger) so I was like well cool let’s just do this~

mycupcakes:

LOLOLOL!

mycupcakes:

LOLOLOL!

vfmacaraeg:

oh

scattegories:

i should also start using punctuation again

or maybe not

lol your habit started my habit

i hate you

yrgod:

and then it hits me and i’m like, “who would have ever thought that ashlee simpson of jessica simpson fame would end up marrying and having a kid with fall out boy’s depressed and bitter bassist who once said the only ring he wants buried with him are ‘the ones around his eyes’?” it’s so surreal. but they have a cute kid together, even if the kid looks nothing like pete and everything like patrick.

BUT I CBB TO FIGURE IT OUT

my life would be just so much more epic with him in my bed.

it really would.

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